Erin is in a constant state of confusion regarding his age, birthplace, and anything regarding the previous five minutes. He's confident, however, of his choice of vocation. As a graduate of Christian higher education (Lubbock Christian University '03), Erin knows the importance of schools like OVU.

Erin's responsibilities include various and sundry activities handed to him from the dean and associate dean of students, anything involving theatre, and spending time with whatever students he's successfully "brainwashed."